Patrick Kane Top 10 Shootout Goals
The engraving on the trophy is, of course, Annual Kane Hockey Classic. Because what else would it be.
Had to balance out the Team Canada MASH with my boys from the US of A! Tag your results!…click and drag. Damn it. USA MASH is grammar mistakes or die?
And when you click on his headphones, Kane puts them on and intentionally dances awkwardly for your amusement as below average techno plays in the background.
Don’t click on the headphones.
So, so much secondhand embarrassment here. Peeks, whyyyyyyy
There’s an interactive locker tour. You can click on things and see Kaner’s reaction to them. You - I can’t.
There’s a sombrero. He has a “few of them lying around his house.”
YOU LIED ABOUT THE MOUTHPIECE. You never wear it.
His face takes up the whole screen. (Is that a warning or an incentive? You decide.)
Patrick Kane — Charizard
I’m going to die young because of secondhand embarrassment caused by Patrick Kane